I think I found my reality TV doppelganger.

I'm not going to lie.

I started watching Most Eligible Dallas 

just to have background noise in my apartment

aaaaaand I kinda got hooked.

Right off the bat I HATED Courtney.

I thought to myself...
This girl is bitchy, vain as all hell,
loud, she thinks she's so cute all the time,
she's so possessive over men (pathetic)
and she's constantly judging people, but damn
does she have impeccable taste.
And then it hit me.
I just described myself.

So now that I've figured out that she is me....
I just can't get enough of her!

Obvi.

This clip couldn't be more perfect.

(sorry for the annoying commercial)