It's the most wonderful time of the year.
(Mark Jensen Family Christmas doesn't exist anymore so this will do)
It's holiday installation time in the world of visual retail!
See, a lot of people think my job is "fun"..
It's fun... until you come home looking like an
angsty goth girl who got a hold of a razor blade.
angsty goth girl who got a hold of a razor blade.
I literally have slices all up my arms.
It hurts to shower... so that's why I don't.
Kidding!
For the past couple weeks I have been in a basement ripping out
old Christmas trees out of dusty boxes. My back is killing me, I'm starting
to feel the seasonal depression kick in and I'm pretty sure I have tetanus.
So just remember.. when you're walking through a store and
you see people decorating a tree.. DON'T say anything to them.
Don't ask any questions... and for Christ's sake don't complain to them
that they are rushing the holidays.. unless of course you want a
broken bulb shoved up your ass.
Just giving you a fair warning.
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