The most important Holiday

... is just around the corner!

I take Halloween very seriously.

I mean I love Halloween so much that I've taken 

it out of it's month of October on many occasions!

ie: Halloween in April

Grandma & Dead Ballerina

Dance Party

And who could forget the shit show that was my 

Freaky Friday the 13th Halloween in July 22nd Birthday Bash??

I was "Magical".... until I jumped in the pool.

I would have included shots of everyone
however I think my friends would disown me,
or lose their jobs.... and their dignity.

Needless to say, my friends and I excel at this holiday.

The past few years our costumes have been quite competitive.

Candy Corn & Scrabble 2009

Cheer Bear, Dora and Olive Oil 2010

Details! Details! Details!

So the question is..

What will I be this year?

My friend Dobis and I were suppose to be 

East Coast and West Coast Ke$ha.

However that involves me investing money that 

I don't have in a wig, stunnah shades and some skank shorts.

Or, like my brilliant friend Erica suggested, 

I could simply just wear a trash bag.

But last night I had a great money saving idea to be Patch from 101 Dalmatians!

I could wear my Phillip Lim Dalmatian print dress with my 

studded polka dot Guiseppe Zanotti pumps..

All I would have to buy would be ears, a collar and dog bone.

Decisions, decisions.

My options are quite similar here, which makes it more difficult.

 Between Ke$ha and a dog, they both smell, pee outside and drink out of a toilet. 

Ugh! I don't know guys! Help me out!